Hey everyone!!! (the first story)

**Hey guys!! this is a great idea to get o9ut our wierdness. so this is the first story about me, caramel. I hope you like it!!!!**


I was a decent child, smart for my age, i never slept in my parents bed, spilt my sippy cup (maybe once or twice), or chewed on my daddy's tie. I was the same as I grew up, and an exceptionally excellent cook, so good in fact, that i could actually BURN water. Yup, amazing. One excellent morning, I decided I was giong to make my family toast. I had already eaten, unfortunatly, and so I only made a couple pieces. Well, you see, my mother used to boil her butter to get out all the extra carbs, and she stored this in plastic containers. She also, by the way, made her own diaper ointment, but more into that later. She also stored this in plastic contaners. Well, in my search for butter, I came upon a plastic container on the stove. I had found the butter!!! So, I buttered that beautifully black toast till it turned white. I put that buttered toast on a wonderfull silken green napkin I had found in my parent's sock drawer, and set that on a pristine silver platter. Carefull to only get a minimum amount on the silken napkin, I took that delectible treat to my family. They took that bread and they shoved it down their throats like they couldn't get enough (well my two year old sister, karen, did at least). What a disgusting show of manners, I thought, but smiled, as any three year old could do. Well, after that, my family had severe morning sickness. I was confuddled, of course not imagining that my toast was the problem. I had found out, however, to my utter disbelief, that that plastic container was indeed, as you have probably guessed, full of the diaper ointment.

**talk about a tradgedy for me huh?**