Stories about me! :)

Stories about me, Readhead. Enjoy!

-When I was in my mom's tummy, the ultrasound couldn't tell what gender I was- I had my legs crossed.
-When I was little, I was a cute baby. On my first birthday, I cried when my ice cream was gone.

-When I was a baby, I would throw CDs around- take them out of their CD cases and throw them around the room. My parents have incriminating pictures. This got to be a problem, so my dad had to build a special cabinet to house the CDs, one that was baby-proofed.

-I used to call my family members by Winnie the Pooh bear names- Mom was rabbit, I was piglet, Dad was Pooh, Brian was Eeyore, etc.
-And whenever I watched Madeline, I would put socks on my hands.
-I almost fell out a window once.
-When I was little, I would carry these three pooh bears (I admit it, I was obsessed with pooh bear) around with me wherever I went. Dad accidentally locked them in the aforementioned CD case, and it made me sad.
-I used to call Brian 'Bian'. Peanut was Meena, and This old man was Eyoman. And whenever the blinds would get lopsided, I would call them binky because I didn't know what else to call them.

I have other embarrassing (and gross) stories too, but I choose not to share them today.